В ролите: Steven Seagal, Daniel Dae Kim, Bo Barrett
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The Onion invades DVD! Based on the wildly popular newspaper hailed by The New Yorker as "the funniest publication in the United States," The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world.
In a stunning development, when Onion News anchorman Norm Archer (Len Cariou) is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesn't just get mad, he gets...angry. Taking aim at pop stars, prisoners, peace talks and, of course, high-testosterone action films, The Onion Movie delivers hard-hitting headlines -- and side-splitting laughs!
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; ( , ) _,':::' ,; Release Date: 2008.05.29 Runtime: 80min 20sec
; )-,;' `:' .:: DVD Date: 2008.06.03 Rating: 8.0/10 (5 votes)
| `' ; `::: Theater Date: (STV)
: ,' ' `: Genre: Comedy
;: ' _,-': .' `-. Language: English
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`;'' / ; _;_,-' `. Video: 1068 kbps xvid Packed: 50x15mb
/ _;--. Audio: 138 kbps vbr mp3 Subs: English, French, Spanish
,' / ,' `. Resolution: 592x320 (1.85:1)
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(::.. `-' "`""' Plot Summary: The Onion invades DVD! Based on the
;::::. __ wildly popular newspaper hailed by The New Yorker
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/ `;:::::::'`__,:.:::' /`---' ,' The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited,
; `""""' ( :::' / _,-' UNRATED news and views from around the world.
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( : ) ( In a stunning development, when Onion News
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(,(,---;;;;; |;;;) gets...angry. Taking aim at pop stars, prisoners,
`.__ peace talks and, of course, high-testosterone
action films, The Onion Movie delivers hard-hitting
headlines -- and side-splitting laughs!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0392878/
Cast:
Steven Seagal ...........Cock Puncher
Daniel Dae Kim ..........Ivy Leaguer
Bo Barrett ..............Wigger Jim
Nick Chinlund ...........Bryant Brand
Greg Cipes ..............Chad
Brendan Fletcher ........Wigger Tim
Joel McHale .............Office Worker
Erik Stolhanske .........Producer #1
Marshall Manesh .........Announcer
Ahmed Ahmed .............Ahmed
Len Cariou ..............Norm Archer
Steven Kozlowski ........Army Recruit
Don McManus .............Mr. McCormick
Greg Pitts ..............
Jed Rees ................Proteus
Tom Wright ..............Kwame
Eric Siegel .............Sanford Rice
Amir Talai ..............Ahman
Paul Scheer .............Dirk
Savannah Haske ..........Lisa
Bashar Rahal ............
Larissa Laskin ..........Dana Dobbs
David Chisum ............
Abigail Mavity ..........Roseanne McCormick
John Viener .............Peen Out Guy
Adam Crosby .............Gamer
Justin Rodgers Hall .....Terrorist
Mia Crowe ...............Political Activist
Todd Hanson .............Smoker Driver
Kirk Ward ...............Brendan Laroux
Rachelle Wood ...........Steven's posse
Scott Klace .............Kip Kendall
William Duffy ...........U.N. Suit
Rebecca Lowman ..........Sarah
Said Faraj ..............Sucide bomber
Kwame Boateng ...........Dibo
Michael Brainard ........Cop
Gill Gayle ..............Prisoner
Charles Howerton ........US Army General
Sarah McElligott ........Melissa Cherry
Tony Sagastizado I ......Taliban terrorist
Alonzo Bodden ...........Convict
Jordan Lindsay Hamm .....Allie (Girl greeting prisoner)
Clint Culp ..............Computer customer
Helen Slayton-Hughes ....'Yarn-it-All' Employee
Jackson Bolt ............Texas Chainsaw Killer
Micah Sauers ............Boy
Dan Benson ..............Game-Player
Glen Hambly .............Attorney
Terrence Flack ..........Armed Bandit
Paul 'Mousie' Garner ....Uncle Smackers
Zia Harris ..............F' d up Delivery Guy
Hiro Koda ...............
Sean Conroy .............
Chris Villa .............Gay Guy #1
Jerry Giles .............Dave Kostman
S.E. Perry ..............Recruiting Officer
Amy Davies ..............Board Game Girl
Paula Price .............Host a Rape Tape Gal (voice)
Mohammed Hassan .........Terrorist
Ken Narasaki ............Businessman
Ryan O'Quinn ............Global Tetrahedron Penguin (voice)
Blaine Pate .............Office Worker
Christopher Nissley .....Terrorist Training Video Announcer
Chris Cashman ...........UPS Delivery Man
Michael Delaney .........Gil Bates
Jay Montalvo ............Peruvian
Stefan Sacks ............Uncle Rapist
Jennifer Saurenman ......Prisoner Mom / Sarah
Ahmed B. Badran .........The Peruvian
Martez Covington ........
Marc Antonio Pritchett ..Upstanding Black Man
Daniel Chacón ...........Young American
Robert Shampain .........Prisoner Relocation Dad
Bryan Holly .............German soldier
Savastian Padilla .......Gay Guy #2
Howard Shur .............Smoker
Chrissy Metz ............Heavy girl
Eloise Lynch ............Britney Spears fan
Channing Swift ..........Ice hockey fan
Kathie Barnes ...........Concerned Mother
Michael R. Dowell .......The Penis Business Man
Reid Weaver .............Dennis McCormick, Jr.
Directed by:
Tom Kuntz
Mike Maguire
Release Notes: For those of you who won't give this
release a chance, at least watch the cockpuncher
sample that I took time to cut ,)
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